“That’s very funny, I’m laughing my ass off:” Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
“I’m so angry there are literal flames engulfing my body:” Aries, Gemini, Capricorn, Libra
“I’m dead inside:” Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
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niggas really be 27 years of age on here talking about women with body counts and how the vagina all stretched out now…and it’s so wild to me at how long niggas are allowed to be stupid. All they ignorant life
These niggas basically want virgins but then complain bout how girls don’t put out?? You confused delusional boot ass niggas need to grow up
i don’t appreciate the fact that voluptuous bodies are praised only if there’s skinny arms, a flat stomach and a chiselled face but you want thick thighs, a big bum and breasts. but you also don’t want stretch marks, cellulite, scars. …….like how do you think bodies work
tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza
tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
Who’s butt am I touching?